Motdabrul is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, temperamental bear.

Motdabrul created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motdabrul, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motdabrul, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Motdabrul's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Motdabrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Motdabrul's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Motdabrul.