Abbell is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring wyrm.

Abbell created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abbell, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abbell, it will turn you into a dog.

Abbell's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Abbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.