Ripfenpom is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless camel.

Ripfenpom created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Ripfenpom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ripfenpom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ripfenpom's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ripfenpom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ripfenpom on top of all buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.