Vagstragkem is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced duck.

Vagstragkem created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagstragkem, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vagstragkem, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vagstragkem's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vagstragkem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.