Quafbunzod is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered crow.

Quafbunzod created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafbunzod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quafbunzod, he will destroy your favourite star.

Quafbunzod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Quafbunzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Never laugh near bats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.