Hingubnab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent dragonfly.

Hingubnab created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hingubnab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hingubnab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hingubnab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hingubnab's Holy Commandments

1. Hingubnab loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never paint your neck red.