Ganfodgar Mondossflabvog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic lizard.

Ganfodgar Mondossflabvog created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganfodgar Mondossflabvog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ganfodgar Mondossflabvog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ganfodgar Mondossflabvog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ganfodgar Mondossflabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never mention snails.