Gedligsug is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-assured swallow.

Gedligsug created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedligsug, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedligsug, he will strike you with lightening.

Gedligsug's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gedligsug's Holy Commandments

1. Gedligsug must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never paint your back pink.

5. Do not speak about lentils.