Vabdumlan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable horse.

Vabdumlan created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabdumlan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vabdumlan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vabdumlan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vabdumlan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.