Rip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable armadillo.

Rip created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rip, it will turn you into a frog.

Rip's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.