Bantafxin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating squid.

Bantafxin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bantafxin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bantafxin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bantafxin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bantafxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple skirts.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Worship no other gods but Bantafxin.