Wadmetzogjamominbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong deer.

Wadmetzogjamominbonk created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Wadmetzogjamominbonk, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wadmetzogjamominbonk, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wadmetzogjamominbonk's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wadmetzogjamominbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.