Xenhivmap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic whale.

Xenhivmap created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhivmap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xenhivmap, it will come to you in dreams.

Xenhivmap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Xenhivmap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xenhivmap.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.