Bonkafdud Bidtapkar is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective bird.

Bonkafdud Bidtapkar created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkafdud Bidtapkar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bonkafdud Bidtapkar, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bonkafdud Bidtapkar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bonkafdud Bidtapkar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bonkafdud Bidtapkar.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.