Mifjadkar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthinking otter.

Mifjadkar created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifjadkar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mifjadkar, it will not care.

Mifjadkar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mifjadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Worship no other gods but Mifjadkar.