Dagsugmat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud hyena.

Dagsugmat created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagsugmat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dagsugmat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dagsugmat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dagsugmat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Hide if six dolphins approach from the north.