Teentalkamfob is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish sheep.

Teentalkamfob created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Teentalkamfob, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Teentalkamfob, it will turn you into a tree.

Teentalkamfob's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Teentalkamfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Teentalkamfob.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Teentalkamfob on top of important buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Teentalkamfob on top of all buildings.