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He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful frog.

Japzimnull Parkwikquatnul Stigpogvab created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japzimnull Parkwikquatnul Stigpogvab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Japzimnull Parkwikquatnul Stigpogvab, he will make you grow a tail.

Japzimnull Parkwikquatnul Stigpogvab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Japzimnull Parkwikquatnul Stigpogvab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Japzimnull Parkwikquatnul Stigpogvab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not take Japzimnull Parkwikquatnul Stigpogvab's name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Japzimnull Parkwikquatnul Stigpogvab must be the most important thing in your life.