Tencadnak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic centipede.

Tencadnak created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tencadnak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tencadnak, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tencadnak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tencadnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never look at nebulae.