Govfitzog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able goat.

Govfitzog created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govfitzog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govfitzog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Govfitzog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Govfitzog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Govfitzog on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.