Bepxinquimrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, temperamental wolf.

Bepxinquimrap created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bepxinquimrap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bepxinquimrap, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bepxinquimrap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bepxinquimrap's Holy Commandments

1. Bepxinquimrap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.