Dutrillgenquill is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm crocodile.

Dutrillgenquill created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutrillgenquill, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dutrillgenquill, it will turn you into a tree.

Dutrillgenquill's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dutrillgenquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help sick capybaras.