Gessdinlib is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, strong goblin.

Gessdinlib created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessdinlib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gessdinlib, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gessdinlib's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gessdinlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red trousers.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Gessdinlib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Gessdinlib first in all things.