Bunsterrul is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, conceited human.

Bunsterrul created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsterrul, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunsterrul, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bunsterrul's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bunsterrul's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not make images of living things.