Damfatrig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate lizard.

Damfatrig created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Damfatrig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damfatrig, she will ignore you.

Damfatrig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Damfatrig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Damfatrig loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.