Bonklegbum is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, impressive sheep.

Bonklegbum created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonklegbum, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonklegbum, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bonklegbum's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bonklegbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.