Cepvabham is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, all-knowing jaguar.

Cepvabham created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Cepvabham, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cepvabham, she will be very unhappy.

Cepvabham's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cepvabham's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must pray to Cepvabham four times a day.

5. Never look at asteroids.