Panggignab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust rat.

Panggignab created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panggignab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Panggignab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Panggignab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Panggignab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Panggignab's name in vain.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Panggignab.

3. Always obey Panggignab's priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Panggignab.