Yakrilbag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered slug.

Yakrilbag created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakrilbag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yakrilbag, he will ignore you.

Yakrilbag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yakrilbag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven gold sculptures of Yakrilbag on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed oranges to gulls while wearing purple hats.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help squirrels in need.