Zagkipkab is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane
dog.
Zagkipkab created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Zagkipkab, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Zagkipkab, he will make you grow a tail.
Zagkipkab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Zagkipkab's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Never write about nebulae.
3. Do not shave your face.
4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.
5. Always help moths in need.