Zagkipkab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane dog.

Zagkipkab created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zagkipkab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zagkipkab, he will make you grow a tail.

Zagkipkab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zagkipkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Always help moths in need.