Sternig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective goblin.

Sternig created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Sternig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sternig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sternig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sternig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.