Fitvegdap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy dolphin.

Fitvegdap created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Fitvegdap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fitvegdap, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fitvegdap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fitvegdap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Erect four nickel sculptures of Fitvegdap on top of important buildings.

4. Fitvegdap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Fitvegdap loves mice, so they must be respected.