Legcenqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable fox.

Legcenqueeg created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legcenqueeg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Legcenqueeg, she will torture you forever.

Legcenqueeg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Legcenqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Legcenqueeg on top of all buildings.

2. Put Legcenqueeg first in all things.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always wear mauve.