Danabwonnillarphud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous hare.

Danabwonnillarphud created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danabwonnillarphud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Danabwonnillarphud, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Danabwonnillarphud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Danabwonnillarphud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.