Watvednullquat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing horse.

Watvednullquat created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Watvednullquat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watvednullquat, she will not invite you to parties.

Watvednullquat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Watvednullquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the south.