Popjarntailsag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent dragonfly.

Popjarntailsag created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Popjarntailsag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Popjarntailsag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Popjarntailsag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Popjarntailsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.