Gadhivgep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast monkey.

Gadhivgep created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhivgep, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadhivgep, she will curse you with boils.

Gadhivgep's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gadhivgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Gadhivgep loves foxes, so they must be honoured.