Xinmilnar is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud grasshopper.

Xinmilnar created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinmilnar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xinmilnar, it will destroy your home planet.

Xinmilnar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Xinmilnar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide from brown otters for they are unholy.

4. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

5. Do not hurt goats.