Tifgidnad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive toad.

Tifgidnad created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifgidnad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifgidnad, it will turn you into a duck.

Tifgidnad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tifgidnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Hide from white sheep for they are unholy.