Vidbafsidzig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, thoughtless crane.

Vidbafsidzig created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbafsidzig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vidbafsidzig, she will turn you into a dog.

Vidbafsidzig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vidbafsidzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Worship no other gods but Vidbafsidzig.

4. Vidbafsidzig loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.