Shavyarlveg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless snail.

Shavyarlveg created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Shavyarlveg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Shavyarlveg, she will turn you into a puffin.

Shavyarlveg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Shavyarlveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not take Shavyarlveg's name in vain.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.