Wigpasbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, boastful weasel.

Wigpasbaf created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigpasbaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigpasbaf, he will turn you into a rat.

Wigpasbaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wigpasbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wigpasbaf's name in vain.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.