Sandbotbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciless lobster.

Sandbotbeg created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbotbeg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sandbotbeg, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sandbotbeg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sandbotbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sandbotbeg.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.