Sasrillwotlapmiscutbem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered camel.

Sasrillwotlapmiscutbem created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasrillwotlapmiscutbem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sasrillwotlapmiscutbem, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sasrillwotlapmiscutbem's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sasrillwotlapmiscutbem's Holy Commandments

1. Sasrillwotlapmiscutbem loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Run away if five ants approach from the west.