Renwabsan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, thoughtless jackal.

Renwabsan created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renwabsan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Renwabsan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Renwabsan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Renwabsan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Renwabsan's name in vain.