Bogafcem is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent aardvark.

Bogafcem created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogafcem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogafcem, he will turn you into a duck.

Bogafcem's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bogafcem's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never eat bark.