Cussbutlib Zagappart is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omniscient ferret.

Cussbutlib Zagappart created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Cussbutlib Zagappart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cussbutlib Zagappart, it will cry a lot.

Cussbutlib Zagappart's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cussbutlib Zagappart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Always wear green.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.