Govstafveen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow chicken.

Govstafveen created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Govstafveen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Govstafveen, she will be very sad.

Govstafveen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Govstafveen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Govstafveen.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Do not take Govstafveen's name in vain.