Babbapcidtag Yogdamvan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy jaguar.

Babbapcidtag Yogdamvan created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbapcidtag Yogdamvan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Babbapcidtag Yogdamvan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Babbapcidtag Yogdamvan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Babbapcidtag Yogdamvan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Babbapcidtag Yogdamvan.

2. Run away from purple goats, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Babbapcidtag Yogdamvan on top of all buildings.