Hanpanglistquam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable manatee.

Hanpanglistquam created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanpanglistquam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hanpanglistquam, she will send you a sign.

Hanpanglistquam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hanpanglistquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Worship no other gods but Hanpanglistquam.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect your elders.